Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick"...At least it's not "smallest."
08 February 2010
Hey, Baby, They Don't Call Me Akbar Zeb For Nothing ...
Foreign Policy: Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic